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HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 18th, 2006 | 02:44 pm
location: library
music: kelly clarkson is my IdOl!
posted by: iamavirgintoo in battle2staypure

hi girls (and guyz)

this iz my first time posting. so i know that i am supposed to be posting about my v*gin*. but i was wOndErIng in you guyz loved or hated the movie saved???!!!


-katie

ps i LoVe mAndY!
pps my trollz name is pEppEr!

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finally!

Jul. 17th, 2006 | 02:48 pm
location: my bedroom
mood: relieved relieved
music: jessica simpson
posted by: itsmepenny in battle2staypure

im so glad i finally found a plaCE where i can talk to other girls about my vagina troll. her name is trudy and my voice teacher told me that she lives inside me a few years ago. i try to keep her happy but one time- when i was competing in a regional gymnastics tour i was doing my routine on the ballance beam and i split the bar meaning my vaGINA hit the bar real hard. that made trudy very angry! so i said i'm sorry and i will try not to do it again. i put my stereo between my legs the other day and played A Public Affair the new song by jessica simpson. trudy really liked that long a lot and i could feel vibrating which i think was her dancing in there.

i haven't gotten a boyfriend yet but i did kiss a boy after practice last week and the boy was my gym coach! i havnt told trudy about him yet but i dont think she'll like him :( what should i do.

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Someone needs a prayer moment

Jul. 17th, 2006 | 12:30 pm
posted by: jesusismyhero_1 in battle2staypure

deathmetalbrian (deathmetalbrian) wrote in battle2staypure,
@ 2006-07-17 12:08:00



Current mood: angry

FUCK U
YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKEN DUMB GOD IS GAY AND YOU ARE RIPPING OFF CLERKS 2 BY KEVIN SMITH FAGS!
http://www.moviejungle.com/interviews/


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well kevin smith must have a troll or else how else would he know about them? duh!!!!!! No need to Be RUDE...jesus said LOVE thy Neightbor...gosh, your language was Totally NOOOOOOT COOOLLLLL!

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OMG-D

Jul. 17th, 2006 | 12:24 pm
mood: annoyed annoyed
posted by: my_pillowpants in battle2staypure

deathmetalbrian (deathmetalbrian) wrote in battle2staypure,
@ 2006-07-17 12:08:00

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKEN DUMB GOD IS GAY AND YOU ARE RIPPING OFF CLERKS 2 BY KEVIN SMITH FAGS!
http://www.moviejungle.com/interviews/


Oooooook- fIrsT of All- tHis is A reAl site for ppl lIkE me to talkk about there problems abd if u dont like it u can go aWay!!!!

if u havE issues (u obviusly do!) maybE you shouLd go to churcH aand Jesus can heLP u out. He <3's U no matter h0w eviL and how much of a jerk u are!!!
anD- G-D is DEFENETLY NOT GAY! dUH! Don'T u know G-D doEsn't lIke gay ppl?

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FUCK U

Jul. 17th, 2006 | 12:08 pm
mood: angry angry
posted by: deathmetalbrian in battle2staypure

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKEN DUMB GOD IS GAY AND YOU ARE RIPPING OFF CLERKS 2 BY KEVIN SMITH FAGS!
http://www.moviejungle.com/interviews/

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Jul. 11th, 2006 | 02:30 pm
posted by: my_pillowpants in battle2staypure

I painted a picture of my vagina troll in my art class tdoay- what dO u guys think...


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need advice

Jul. 10th, 2006 | 04:17 pm
mood: confused confused
music: Jessica Simpson
posted by: mylittlepony716 in battle2staypure

Hey everybody!

Just wanted to say thanks for starting this group- I'm sooo excited to find some new peeps with the same values as me!

I just wanted to ask if anyone here ever feels like they are being tested? My bf is awesome and i really love him- he's my first bf! But he's been putting a lot of pressure on me and I just feel like I"m too young to have sex- plus he doesn't believe me when i tell him about my troll! I feel like letting him learnt he hard way lollll. He's a little bit odler than me and he has his own car and he's pretty popular. i'm afraid he's going to hook up with a girl who has no morals at all just because iw on't fool around with him. I feel like he wants me to choose between him and jesus :o(

I've been praying alot but i was hoping someone might understand how i feel. HELP!!!

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the bible will keeop me sttrong

Jul. 10th, 2006 | 02:44 pm
posted by: jesusismyhero_1 in battle2staypure

I have BIBLE STUdy, tonite To :)))))) then pizza with MY BF & BFF's...my BF is dRIVING me HOMe tonite, hope we caaan avoid tempTation. I love him sooooooooooooooooo))))))ooooooooo))))))) much!!!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333

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Jul. 10th, 2006 | 02:34 pm
posted by: abstinencerulsz in battle2staypure

The VERSE you HAD uop the OTHER day Was so true, to keEPING UR VIRTUE. IH AVE TO FIND IT TONITE AT BIBLE STUDY.

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Jul. 6th, 2006 | 05:47 pm
posted by: my_pillowpants in battle2staypure








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Fighting the good fight

Jun. 27th, 2006 | 11:40 am
posted by: jesusismyhero_1 in battle2staypure

glad you started this thread…a lot of the girls at my church had questions for me. I knew I wasn’t only one with a trollJ My troll is named Fanny. My mom told me about her when i turned 13. ssometimes I try to drink a lot of mountain dew (my fav pop) hoping i can pee her out but no luck so far. But most of the time i love her and am glad she can protect my virtuous virginity for the man who will be my husband. I hope i get married soon too, LOL J i take care of Fanny and i don’t use tampons cause Mom said those will make Fanny sick if she eats them. I tried to feed her m&m's once but i don't think she liked them cause they just melted in my underpants.

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Troll can't catch me

Jun. 27th, 2006 | 11:05 am
posted by: hayleezcommet in battle2staypure

Last summer when I was in theater camp, i met this girl named Eliza. We were in Our Town together- I was playing Emily and she was playing my mom. We got real close that summer. Sometimez we would hold hands and play with eachother's hair and a couple times we kissed. i know it's weird- but maybe it's better because then her troll can't get me! I feel so lucky :)

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jesus is my soulmate

Jun. 26th, 2006 | 06:59 pm
posted by: abstinencerulsz in battle2staypure

I love jesus too but sometimes I think I love my BF more. Blasphemy, I know!!!!! My troll gatekeeper LILY is my savior sometimes, lol. She keeps my BF at a distance cause he wants to keep his manhood intact. I can't wait for ourlove to blossom into a marriage so we can enjoy all the glory of sex. Sometimes my passion overtakes me...since I only have a front door troll, we get away with other things. I dont think jesus would mind the other stuff.

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So Frustrated!

Jun. 26th, 2006 | 06:45 pm
posted by: chesterdude in battle2staypure

I know what you mean! I want to get laid so bad but every time i try... my girlfriend Jenny says I can't. She said there's an Octopus living in her... area. She said it will rip my thing off with one of its arms and eat it.

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I want it so bad but...

Jun. 26th, 2006 | 06:28 pm
location: my bedroom
mood: hopeful hopeful
music: Dream Lover- Mariah Carey
posted by: my_pillowpants in battle2staypure

This is my first journal community post! Lolz! I <3 God and especial Jesus and I want to use my community to spread the love! So like... I have this problem. I really wanna have sex but i can't! i met my bf on myspace and he really wants to do it soon but i'm afraid. there's this troll who lives in my bagina. Her name is pillow pants and jesus put her in there so that i can't have sex! somtimEz it seems like Jesus can be a mean Jerk but then I remember I love him :) lolz.

Anyways, Pillow Pants told me she would bite off my BF's weiner if he sticks it in my cooch! She's angry most of the time and also very Hunggrry. My bf is scared to stiCk it in Cause i think she might really rip it off.

Does anyone ElSe out there have a troll that lives in Their cootch? PleAse tell me what to do! :( I'm Sooo Horny but i know Jesus wants me to wait till i'm married. I hope I get married SooOn!

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